Steaming Mug

So a decade ago, hack advertisers needed to make everything cyber-this and i-that.  Fifty years ago, everyone was selling a Space-whatsit, and a hundred years ago it was all radium-whatever.  Radium Razor Blades!  (I'm serious.)   But let's say it's 1848: now how do you make yourself the product of the future?

Wonder no more.  It's....

From the Boston Directory for 1848-1849